Elementary, my dear Watson

Did you know you may be able to tell if your beloved is pregnant even before she becomes aware of it? Watch for changes in her behavior.

When you touch her breasts, are they more sensitive than usual? Does she seem to be tiring more easily? When you go out, is she excusing herself to go to the ladies’ room more frequently? Has she been feeling generally icky without actually getting sick? Is she starting to crave strange things to eat? We’re talking really strange, a piece of charcoal, for example.